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2. Welcome to My Fog
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4. Tuna Fish
5. Old Baloney
6. Like Two Coconuts
7. And the Children Rolled
8. Ballad of the Lonesome Rider
9. Lonely Dog Tango
10. I am Loved
11. Are We There Yet?
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'Ants in My Pants!'
"Uproarious,
dizzyingly imaginative!
Family
Fun Magazine
Parents'
Choice Gold Award
Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award
CMW "Best Recording for Older Children"
"One of 200 CDs that Mattered in 2001"Tower
Pulse Magazine
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Tired of all the Baloney? Baloney! One of my least favorite smells in the world was the smell of someone's baloney sandwich ripening in the warm coatroom in elementary school. Yucch! I was out walking my dog one afternoon, angry at the latest round of baloney being shoveled by stinky politicians, when I walked by an abalone shell in a neighbor's garden...abalone...baloney...crow-baloney... By the end of the walk, I'd synthesized many of my feelings about baloney into a song...there are endless layers to explore! |
Old
Baloney
realaudio mp3
Baloney
Big bad smell!
Abalone
Babaloney
Crow-baloney
Dough-baloney
E-baloney
Fi-Fie Fo-baloney
It’s not real
It’s Faux baloney
It’s not a meal
Go-baloney
Ho-baloney
Eye-baloney
Joe-baloney
Krab-baloney
Live alone with
My baloney
It’s not yours
It’s my baloney
It stays indoors
I Leave it in my
locker for a rainy day
Old baloney gonna keep my troubles and my friends away
Baloney
Big bad smell
No baloney
Oh, baloney
Po’ baloney
Quid pro quo baloney
Michael Row baloney
Slow baloney
Toe baloney with the toe jam too
You you you baloney
Vacuum tube baloney
Woo woo woo baloney
X, Y Zoo baloney!
Leave it in your
locker for a rainy day
Old baloney gonna keep your troubles and your friends away
Baloney
Big bad smell
Leave it in your
locker for a rainy day
Old baloney gonna keep your troubles and your enemies and your friends
and everybody away.
Baloney
Big bad smell
Baloney
Don’t feel well
©
2001 Gunnar Madsen All rights reserved. Used by permission.
Mop Mop Music ASCAP
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