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"Uproarious, dizzyingly imaginative!
Family Fun Magazine

Parents' Choice Gold Award
Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award
CMW "Best Recording for Older Children"
"One of 200 CDs that Mattered in 2001"
Tower Pulse Magazine

 

How did I get into doing children's music?

Back in the mid 80's, my writing partner in the Bobs, Richard Greene, and I joined a few other songwrtiers with the intent to break into the children's market. The project yielded some great songs on a demo tape, but fell apart after a short while. One of those tapes landed on the desk of a book editor in NY. She was charmed with the song "Old Mr. Mackle Hackle" and wanted me to write a book based on it. "Have you ever written a children's book?" "Uh...no." She gave me a list of how-to books and some advice and a contract and a check. I went out and bought a mac with the money and started writing.

Some months later the editor left her job to pursue a career in photography, and her replacement came in and canned my book. Undettered, I continued writing stories and put out a demo tape of children's songs, which ended up selling many hundreds through the Bobs fan club. But my life shifted dramatically when I left the Bobs in 91, and my projects for children went to a way-back burner while I worked on more 'serious' projects - a film score, works for dance companies, etc.

In 1999, I was pondering what my 3rd release on G-Spot records would be. Conventional wisdom was whispering in my ear that I should follow up on the success of 'Spinning World'. But an undeniable urge rose inside me to put out an album for children. I set right to it, and within 2 months had recorded the songs with the help of friends - friends helped with the cover art, and it just sort of 'popped out' before I knew what happened!

THAT's how I got into doing children's music!

 

Ants in My Pants

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I got ants in my pants
Nobody seems to understand
It is so hard to sit still
and wait until
The teacher sees you wave your hand
I got to got to got to go
yeah everybody don’t you know
I got the ants...in my pants

The teacher tells me to be quiet
He says “Sit in that chair”
He pretends he never had ants
In his pants
He acts like he don’t even care
I’d like to give him all my ants
And then I’d watch him do a dance
(all the way to france!)
I’d put my ants...in his pants

I wish I wish I could be calm
To be serene would be sublime
I would sit and read books
Wouldn’t get no dirty looks
I’d be contented all the time
But no matter how I try
I just can’t be that kind of guy
Fish gotta swim
And birds gotta fly
And if I don’t get to move I’m gonna die

I got the itches in my britches
And yet I’m told to settle down
I’m gonna bust all the stitches
In my britches
If I don’t’ get to move around
Yeah there’s an itch I’ve gotta scratch
I can’t sit here like I’m a chicken - waitin’ for an egg to hatch
I’ve got itches
In my britches
I’ve got ants
In my pants

© 2001 Gunnar Madsen All rights reserved. Used by permission.
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